Dtown Spread

When someone uses Nutella to eat ass, but the recipient has explosive Diarrhea and releases a shart with the force of 20 chili burritos and it becomes a Detroit or D-Town spread because it goes everywhere and the mix of Nutella gives a very sweet and spicy meal.

I was straight smashing Rhonda and she wanted me to give her a Dtown Spread.... Bruh, that will change a mother fuckas life.

by The Unholy Pope September 27, 2021

Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.

In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!

by Pikla August 10, 2018

Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.

Would you like my love spread ?

by Jl96 August 17, 2021

Start spreading the cheese

Share cheese with people

Hey give me cheese it is national “start spreading the cheese” day

by Pelley November 4, 2020

Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

Fps Spread

Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.

Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun

by EPICRUSSIANPOTATOES March 31, 2016

Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022