melon sniffer

someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.

dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer

by euan murray April 11, 2016

Downy Sniffer

Noun-Someone who has Down syndrome or acts like it

Hey,look it’s the Downy Sniffer over there.

by FEDEX8004 February 8, 2025

nickel-sniffer

a seventh-grader characterized as annoying or bratty, often sweaty, and with a high-pitched voice

Look at that nickel-sniffer sevie.

by Cythonium October 13, 2023

Cheese Sniffer

Someone who partakes in the sniffing of cheese (the stinky kind) because they themselves indeed smell like (stinky) cheese.

Cheese Sniffers is the highest insult.

Tommy and Garrett are cheese sniffers.

by cra56 August 4, 2024

Slit Sniffer

Someone who samples their own goods so to speak. They might be worried about their PH balance so they take a little sniff.

Before we had sex my girlfriend was being a slit sniffer to make sure it was all good down there.

by Scroty Doinkials February 14, 2025

Gluten sniffer

1. A person with celiac disease or a gluten intolerance that sniffs other people’s gluten-filled foods.

Girly 1: What are you eating over there?

Girly 2: Oh just a passtrie from my favorite French bakery.
Girly 1: Can I have a wiff for old times sake?

Girly 2: God, you’re being such a gluten sniffer.

by Sman June 23, 2025

Front Sniffer

when the tip of someone’s nose goes so high up that u can see into someone’s nostrils and u can see someone’s nostrils fully from straight on

wow she’s got a front sniffer

by gjust123 November 7, 2023