Smurfs whom are of the Chocolate religion.
The most lovely creatures.
They often have blue skin.
These Smurfs put their faith in Chocolate.
Must say CHOCOLATE and SMURF in each of their sentences in replacement of an adjective.
The most lovely creatures.
They often have blue skin.
These Smurfs put their faith in Chocolate.
Must say CHOCOLATE and SMURF in each of their sentences in replacement of an adjective.
A- Is that a Chocolate Smurf?
B- Oh, yes, of course!
A- How can you tell?
B- Well, it is eating my chocolate bar!
A- Is it's name Andi?
B- How would I be able to tell?
A- Andi's believe they're super sexy when she is actually an obese little troll who resembles a cross-breed of Snooki and a gorilla..
B- That sounds more like a Jaramillio to me...
A- I love Chocolate Smurfs!
B- Me too!
:)
B- Oh, yes, of course!
A- How can you tell?
B- Well, it is eating my chocolate bar!
A- Is it's name Andi?
B- How would I be able to tell?
A- Andi's believe they're super sexy when she is actually an obese little troll who resembles a cross-breed of Snooki and a gorilla..
B- That sounds more like a Jaramillio to me...
A- I love Chocolate Smurfs!
B- Me too!
:)
by ChocolateSmurfLover July 17, 2011
by Ohhh Donny June 15, 2007
by Mackbooty1456 May 09, 2017
code term used in reference to the prescription drug percocet, used in the presence of parents or otherwise just out of habit.
At Thanksgiving dinner, Andrew asked his cousin Gregory if he could recruit some smurf cadets later that night. Gregory, knowing the implications of the request, responded,"Yeah Dad, I can hook you up."
by Brendan Duffey February 22, 2006
Originated by the Penny Arcade strip "Prefanity", "Strawberry Smurf" is some perverse term involving arbitrary sexual acts, necrophilia, and gnomes. This can include any form of Gnome, whether it be from Warcraft, D&D, or just an exceptionally short person in real life.
Last night I decided to roll an alt on Moon Guard and check out what was going on in Goldshire. Some Gnome chick asked me to give her a Strawberry Smurf. I logged immediately.
by Ixielsturm August 04, 2009
by guidoforlife March 03, 2010