porch slacker

Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.

Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.

by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010

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actor stacker

1. a movie containing many celebrities in order to generate more potential viewers.

2. poor movie usually centered around one particular holiday, event or season e.g. valentines day, new years eve.

have you seen that new "actor stacker" yet? i heard it's mad lame!

by fails October 2, 2012

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Accruacy Slacker

That person who likes to scream, stomp and shout when on their period but shuns the more mundane duties, often skulking away in offices and hiding in plain sight next to senior managers whilst the troops do the work. Loves the number 72

"Hey, it's been a hard shift, can you pick up some accuracy?"

"...no, I wasn't planning too"

"Only we're a long way short"

"Think I've got something to do in the office"

"F**king Accruacy slacker!!!"

by Tescoooooo October 18, 2013

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