shituation

For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers, an incontinent patient with a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed.

That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.

by RNSue January 23, 2024

shituation

For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers - a situation in which a patient is incontinent of a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed linens; requiring great efforts and stamina to carefully, respectfully, and cheerfully clean and change the patient.

That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.

by RNSue January 23, 2024

Shituation

The definition of a shituation is a situation that’s so shit that’s extremely hard to handle therefore called…….a SHITUATION!! 🤷🏼 ♀️

I use it atleast every week or every other week ……what a shituation that was…. 🤷🏼 ♀️😂💩

by anonymous November 12, 2023

situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.

Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023

Shituational Awareness

When you know where the toilets is.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.

Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.

You're right, he has good shituational awareness.

by chonkymuff February 10, 2024

Situationship

Lovers that deal in bad faith, often with one or both parties in distress from feelings of guilt or limerence

Autumn smothered James in love, and James was leading her on to avoid guilty feelings anticipated from ending their situationship

by Scentrik March 8, 2024

Situationship

An arrangement in which both parties are distressed and acting through deep avoidant or anxious attachment styles in bad faith, and provoking abandonment trauma as well as feelings of guilt or limerence

Autumn smothered James in love, and James felt obligated to stay in the situationship

by Scentrik March 8, 2024