by HappyHelpful June 26, 2021
by hairygunt December 05, 2011
A so-called “actress” in a reality TV show, like Truman’s on-screen wife Meryl in the movie The Truman Show, who gets paid to whore herself out to the unknowing protagonist while receiving orders from the “big man” (aka. Lunatic looser) Christof via an earpiece.
Dude: Damn, man! Weirdest thing happened to me yesterday. So, I’m plowing that chink skank and suddenly I hear some static coming out of her ear. Still finished but goddamn that was freaky!
Me: Oh, I see - I bet it was a Meryl slag. Them bitches are treacherous - be careful when dumping into them - they may get instructions to cut your dick off ...
Me: Oh, I see - I bet it was a Meryl slag. Them bitches are treacherous - be careful when dumping into them - they may get instructions to cut your dick off ...
by SackmaBooolz December 01, 2019
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
Ill try and help ma wee mate whos getting a power by turning the tables on the sagging bitches.. By use of the reverse slag.
by TUPPE November 07, 2019
Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome
by Bigtittybrenda November 01, 2019