Firstly, Simone is also a dude's name and he will get very pissed if you mispronounce it, correcting you nonstop. Secondly, is a HUGE capitalist and thinks he's the best DJ to have ever breathed on this planet. He's ayt tho (for a capitalist) :)
Sean: yo that dude Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") is so cool
Sophie: he's a capitalist though
Sophie: he's a capitalist though
by EmoLife March 30, 2019
Get the Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné")mug. Background: Used be Barry on various occasions, meaning to be involved in, and or associated with the insertion of a....................flogan into a.................bocker
What boy?? you wanna shoot that timothy thru my simon??? well alright, thats just fine. Don't forget the dvd player! and the Avril lavigne Stencil Set.... Raspberry heaven? the sweet sensation of wheat.
by Barry August 10, 2004
Get the shoot that timothy thru my simonmug. Simone has simply the most gorgeous eyes, they hold the the world inside of them. The first time I met him I thought “wow, this boy’s gonna be the dead of me”.
It was quite the opposite.
Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.
So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.
I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.
Yours and yours only,
M.
Simone (Italian male name)
It was quite the opposite.
Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.
So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.
I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.
Yours and yours only,
M.
Simone (Italian male name)
by caa_licanto November 22, 2021
Get the Simonemug. Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.
Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.
"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"
"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"
by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015
Get the SIMON TONGUEmug. 
Get the Simon Nøragermug. Often pronounced seemone,seamen and Simon...she...is goofy...loves to do round offs,hesitates constantly before doing them...falls off her chair laughing alot...hates s.n, will "fart on your desk" enjoys fresh meat,is a talented dancer a d gymnast,so very studious and is one of my absolute favorite person.
by Kcastle January 21, 2023
Get the Simonemug. by BenGarrityAppreciation August 23, 2019
Get the Simon Sadlermug.