Swavely

Swavely's are super athletic and VERY competitive. They usually kick butt at everything they try and will soon be the bet at it. They are very fast and speedy, and also learn quickly. Give them a dozen sticks and a sheet and they'll somehow make a tent. Swavelys are very creative and love the out doors. They love their family and love each others company. they get along with almost everybody and will do anything to help others. Their caring and forgiving people who make friends with everybody. Everybody loves them for their friendship and love. They are handy with their tools and are as strong as a horse. They can build anything with a nail and a hammer. Swavely's are awesome.

*____ Swavely is at a diner and notices a homeless man sitting outside in the snowstorm with no jacket. Mr. Swavely walks outside*

"Hi, I'm Mr. Swavely and I noticed you don't have a jacket in this snow storm or a shelter"

"Hi Mr. Swavely, I don't have money for a jacket, I travel by foot to different places all over to help out with activities for money... which I use for food"

*Mr. Swavely drives home and grabs a thick jacket for the homeless man and drives back*

"Here you go, it's my pleasure... why don't you come inside and have a meal with me and my family"

"But I don't have any money..."

"It's on me ;)"

by CareBear1000 February 18, 2017

swaveg

The name of the savage from the infamous 703OOTHBOYZ! This nigga is the type to blam at you when you with ya moms

" Swaveg bitch I'm back on my shit , Baby limp cause the strap on my hip "

by GLOCKBOYZ😈 April 19, 2017

shavejob

A sexual act in which one person shaves or trims their partner's pubic hair while performing oral sex.

Person 1 - "I gave my girl a shavejob last night like you suggested."
Person 2 - "Oh, what'd you think?"
Person 1 - "She liked it, but I was picking hairs out of my mouth for an hour. Never again."

by AmazingJaySixx August 23, 2017

shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017

shave my cat

Shaving the vagina

Hey Rob you wanna help me shave my cat later?

by Theebouj November 19, 2017

sawaveya

she is the prettiest sassiest funniest most goofy girl you will meet she lights up a room when she walks in it. she is an amazing person and an amazing friend who is loyal and kind.

SAWAVEYA THAT'S HALARIOUS!

by Psue Denim November 28, 2017

shwazeee

Shwazeee is the definition of pure greatness and success. Used to display confidence and dominance in uncomfortable situations.

Kozlov ,"Where did you put the tickets?"
Dan, "Shwazeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by JoelEmbiidJheez November 30, 2017