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Shitleg

-noun
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests one or both leg openings of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's leg(s) and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

- also verb, adjective

See also shitback and shitbaby
Eliot's new, white pants were ruined, due to a bad case of shitleg.
by ochawan October 13, 2008
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Shitley McBitch

A racist who tries to find other white cohorts for sympathy when they are called out on their racism. They can be found throwing sympathy and pity parties for themselves when other people point out all of the ways their actions are racist. May also quote "playing the race card" or "he thought I was racist". This may consist of crying, complaining and misconstruing events. A worthless bigot who tries to gain friends by invoking sympathy or mistreatment after doing things that are racist.
She tried to make a scene because she's a Shitley McBitch.

He was here to interrupt you and create racial controversy because he has no friends and is a Shitley McBitch.
by Ohio will suck forever June 27, 2020
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pissed shitless

adj. used as an expression "pissed shitless," referring to being so angry as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defecation of one's pants.
Guy 1: Remember when that waiter got your order wrong and you yelled at him?

Guy 2: Yeah, I was pissed shitless.
by Anonymous884679552443 November 16, 2010
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shitbed

An old, beat up, crappily functional thing, normally of a bigger size.
My computer is a shitbed because it's 10 years old!
by Hhcash November 1, 2008
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Shirley Templed

To be Shirley Templed is to be it at great speed and force by an object in the temple. Be it a bullet or a tomahawk, its fair game!

Derived from the term Templed and named after the lollipop lamenting child star of the thirties.

Usually sung in conjuction with the line "'Cus I love you" from the song 'Why' by Anthony Newley
(Steve walks warily down the street)
(Steve gets tomahawked)
Freind: Shirley Templed! Cus I love you!
by Gareth No.1 July 4, 2009
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shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat
"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"
by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009
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shitbert

A shithead, can mean very stupid or being a bastard.

Origins: I made a doodle at school of a guy with a poop for a head. I called him Shitbert. He has a mother, Buttface.
"Look at Shitbert over there!" Note: It can replace a proper noun (such as a name) and keep the exact same grammar, as if it was said person's real name.
by BristolBrick July 25, 2016
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