Wank of Shame

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.
My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.
by OTG Lmao February 06, 2021
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path of shame

The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.
"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."
by Eddy Richtofen October 07, 2014
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Stickage of Shame

Toilet paper or tissue that gets stuck to your dick after cumming.
by Sunioncarrot11 January 23, 2014
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glove of shame

Latex glove typically worn by a female when fingering a guys butthole and giving head.
Come on baby, I know it’s our first date but if I eat your taco won’t you glove of shame me?
by HungOverit June 02, 2021
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Pipe shaming

Verb.
Pipe shaming:
When an individual that was a habitual meth user gets clean for a few days and becomes very righteous. They begin to feel they are superior to their old meth using friends and talk down to them. They belittle and make the meth users feel bad and shameful for continuing to use meth. Especially those that smoke it out of a meth pipe.
Meghan is sick of Paul’s pipe shaming when he calls her.

“Ive been clean for a week,” says paul, “Instead I’ve taken up pipe shaming”
by MamaNasty February 01, 2022
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Major Shaming

When people (family members, older friends, old people in general) talk crap about the major you choose in college.

Ex. #1- You're an English major! You'll never get a job with that!
Ex. #2- You're an Education major, you won't make any money in that field.
Ex. #3- We all know Liberal arts majors aren't going anywhere.
Person 1- You aren't gonna get a job with that major.
Person 2- wow that's major shaming.
by Moustasch34 April 20, 2017
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Shame cage

The act of farting in an elevator especially when going high in a very tall building.
I farted in the elevator and everyone had to ride all the way up standing in my shame cage.
by godfatherrules July 26, 2016
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