Shade Shaffer

A kid that always wears Mr. Beast merch and is relatively quiet unless it's towards his friends.

Shade Shaffer is pretty cool!

Really? He doesn't talk much.
That's just because you don't know him.

by Yea me too January 14, 2020

No smoke, no shade, no salt.

Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.

You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."

by TheSauceBeats December 14, 2018

50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019

Big Shade

Extremely shady person, selfish or stingy person, bitch

Big Shade over in the corner has an ounce of dro but won't even smoke.

by B-rah November 24, 2003

Shades

Gary needs his shades because he’s been locked in the basement or chained to his computer so long he’s got go out and get some SUN🌞

I’m watching a commercial about how good vitamin D is for sleep! “Oh Gary needs his shades!!!!

by Driftthtbi%# September 7, 2021

Shades

Commonly used in Cork in Ireland, mostly by the youth of Ireland another word for the police

Eric: Here bai pass me the joint
Conan: not a bother bud
Eric: FUCK SHADES SKETCH!!

by anonymous November 28, 2017

Shade account

When someone makes an insta account sorta like a spam account but way more personal. Use names instead of "they" and post depressing things about their life!

"Did you see Julia's shade account? It's messy" 🐸☕

by Red headed step child November 15, 2017