Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
Get the Seven mile itchmug. its the new funny number. 21x69=1449 ok,1449/13=11.4615385,11-4=7 look at the first number 21 and 69 they had a baby and thee baby is 7.
Seven/7
by anonymous February 19, 2021
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teacher: and flip to page 67
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