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Satan's Handshake

"Dude, after I was done giving her Satan's Handshake it looked like a lower-case "i" down there."

"Did you tell her when you were going to do it, or did you surprise her?"
"It was getting heated, then I said, 'It's a pleasure to meet you,' and she knew Satan's Handshake was going to come next."
by SuperHappyJim January 10, 2015
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Satan's Tears

A really nasty, bad, bowel churning shit. The kind that burns.
Ben: Aight man I gotta shed some Satan's Tears.
Nate: Haha laters.
by Vulpes_Inculta September 28, 2012
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Satan's Children

A discord server filled with simps and idiots
by Jarnsida May 10, 2020
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Joy of Satan

JOS: A Hitler cult of Satanic Christians and Christian Satanists who can't tell the difference between Jesus and Satan. They are scared of bees and angels. They confuse fiction with fact and vice versa. They can't tell the difference between ancient deities and goetic demons. They worship aliens and hate all Jews but Zecharia Sitchin who wrote the JOS bible. The JOS Priest and Priestess pretend to be psychic and powerful to impress angry rebellious teenagers who hate their parents.
By the power of Satanic Jesus, only the Joy of Satan may enter the kingdom of Helven! Amen.
by Satanic Jesus April 6, 2006
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Satan stick

A stick decorated with the top of a deer skull posted on the top, a bandana wrapped around the skull, and barbed wire strechiung the length of the stick. Used to scare stupid, ignorant campers at the hunting lodge at Philmont, NM.
Dude, I just scared this hiker shitless. Seriously. When he saw the satan stick, he just shat himself.
by kinslayer990 July 23, 2006
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satan's snow

When a man pulls out and jizzes into the bible.
I decided to do a satan's snow in a hotel bible and now they're charging me for it!
by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009
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satan's harelip

the correct spelling of "satin's hair lip." (god knows what that person thinks this means.) another term for "glint," a street drug made by mixing household chemicals and applied to the lips, at least according to amy sedaris.
jerri blank supplied poppy downs with glint aka satan's harelip.
by bookworm17 November 8, 2011
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