crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger
"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."
"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009
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by The_Troop January 26, 2011
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The act of placing a raw salmon on a mans shaft and having sexual intercourse with a woman to achieve an intense kinky orgasm.
by slurpeeman November 1, 2007
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-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.
-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.
I'm frightfully sorry, i appear to have double salmoned upstairs.. first of all i blocked the toilet with a champion log. Then unfortunately on my way back from the bathroom i popped into your bedroom to get a stick of gum and chundered all over your bed..
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Get the sammo mug.As Bill exited the taxi cab on his way to the Door of "Satsumi", a posh little sushi bar downtown; He noticed an unwrapped snickers bar on the sidewalk. This must be my lucky day, thought Bill as he picked up the suprisingly soft chocolate treat. As he bit the loaf, his heart sank, realizing the peanuts were supposed to be INSIDE of the bar making this, in fact, a sodo salmon.
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