Flying Spaghetti Monster

god as seen by youtube atheists

User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??

P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.

Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!

Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.

Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!

by MasterA113 January 14, 2007

454 on spaghetti strings

When a girl is very heavy on top like a 454 big block engine but you look at her whole body and she has really skinny legs and no ass.

hey look at that chick over there she looks like a 454 on spaghetti strings!!! haha!!

by burtkeesley07 June 20, 2009

Black Spaghetti Mop

Black Spagghetti is when a black guy has an "upside down" Speghetti Bowl haircut.

Yo, I heard Bryce has a Black Spaghetti Mop.

by Geygus Khan January 16, 2015

Ready like spaghetti

To be ready.

"You ready, kids?"
"We're ready like spaghetti, mum!"

by BlackwoodD January 26, 2022

Piss spaghetti wanker

The pick me girl that is partners with you in science, and don't let you do anything and then you fuck up. (They hate science too)

That chavvy cunt is a right piss spaghetti wanker in it

by @mikelovesmichaelsheen July 31, 2021

kansas spaghetti-o

The eloquent squeeze of Heinz ketchup down the shaft of a penis or phallic item after anal entry, prior to vaginal. Being sure to coat the scrotum because you can’t leave out the meatballs. Causing a large “spaghetti-o” type ring.

After the Chiefs win, I gave my ol gal a nice Kansas Spaghetti-o in celebration!

She looked at me with that spaghetti-o face!

by Adultish September 15, 2021