give someone a kiss day

December 12th is national give someone a kiss day so don't be shy and relatives don't count were not in Alabama

person 1: hey do you no what day it is

person 2: no ???
person 1: its give someone a kiss day

person 2:oh

person 1: *kiss*
(I'm sorry I'm doing all this to kiss my crush)

by a very gay person November 29, 2020

when someone calls your name

a state of elegant euphoria

When he said “when someone calls your name” the audience was in a state of elegant euphoria

by kucha April 28, 2020

national send someone who askes a nude day

if someone send you this definition on the 29 of may you have to send him as many nudes as he wants

friend 1 hey its national send someone who askes a nude day
friend 2 oh dame how many do you want
friend 1 10

by jackalob May 28, 2020

someone’s baking cookies

secret, yet intense, masturbation

ben left the group call. someone’s baking cookies!

by nicholas is in a cage June 6, 2020

national cure someones depression with nudes day

June 9th is the day where you have to send someone with depression nudes to try to make their day

hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day

by Gerson755 June 8, 2020

Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

Someone who rocks

Doesn’t mind helping out at all

Person in need of help: You rock!
Someone who rocks: Of course! I don’t mind helping at all.

by bszent July 29, 2020