eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant

"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"

by Shingleberry January 1, 2012

Wack Smack

To smack someone in the face with an ejaculated dick

Yoo i Wack Smacked that bitch i fucked yesterday

by BigGloWop April 5, 2016

triple smack

When someone is preaching some bs back to back to back. Smack smack smack

When the tool you went to college with hates Biden, loves the patriarchy, is anti vax and you wish you could triple smack them, a smack for each offense.

by Kairo2020 July 9, 2022

Smacking Bags

1.) The act of pleasing your boss.

2.) When you are in a heavy bromance with your buddy.

Scott and Ron are in the conference room “smacking bags”.

by Patsy Stone June 8, 2018

smack daddy'd

Showing a man wassup

keepin' it real

when you annihilate

Holy, you just got smack daddy'd

by ...ellipsis... March 28, 2016

Smack ass

Smack ur friends ass whenever wherever

Whyd u smack my ass

Cause of smack ass

by Idkwhattooputty November 4, 2019

Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.

annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.

by tmastaslice December 3, 2009