Seattle

this is the worst place to live on the west coast. It has 2 seasons, rain, and construction. The professional sports teams are all shitty choke artists. There is traffic during all hours of the day and it's basically just a colder portland. except there are no titty bars. Just streets filled with smelly forgieners, pretentious democrats, crank heads, and accidents caused by extreme overuse of cell phones. it also has the highest proportion of single moms there. So there must be lots of deadbeat dads and/or women who are bitchy enough to keep a man away from his own child.

Seattle is Portland's retarded sister.

by Messyjiggler November 22, 2011

Seattle Freeze

What obnoxious out-of-toweners call it when we cultured, refined, artistic Seattleites feel annoyed and bored of them.

Oh my God I was so popular in Sticksville, why is everyone trying to get away from me? Seattle Freeze must get everybody. What, they're hanging out with that person? They don't seem very fun and loud compared to me! Must be a clique.

by Seattletron February 10, 2013

Scatty

used wen sum1 starts a fight or swearing at u

don't be getting all scatty wit meh blaaad, gyal ha tel a cru n dem nigaz gon gun u !!

by d legend messy January 13, 2008

Scatter-shat

The act of shitting on a massive and explosive scale. More projectile than actual terd. Also known as Dynamite-Buttlhole or C-4 Shit.

I am going to go up to Mrs. Jones' desk and scatter-shat in in her face.

by Robo January 3, 2005

Scatter Fuck

A person regarded as flighty, thoughtless, or disorganized. Or scatterbrained

I was so scatter Fucked today, I kept forgetting my things ever where and going to the wrong rooms!

by The Scatterfuck August 25, 2011

scatter

1)someone that shits on you during anal sex
2)a dog (or human) that eats thier own (or others) shit

1)dont mess with her she's a scatter
past tense: someone scattered me the other night

by fulltilt monkey August 17, 2007

Seattle Freeze

The Seattle Freeze refers to how people from Seattle often seem distant and unfriendly when they realize that they are not nearly as cool as you are. I suppose most do not care, but you will find some that do, i.e they try to act cool around you but give up because their natural instincts are to be pedantic and to fill their brains with as much useless technical information as possible. If I need technical information, I'll use google. If I want to laugh, I'll go try a normal city. This is why I never stop on the way to Vancouver, BC while driving through the city on I-5. I grew up in a place where knowing how to tell a good joke was one of the most important qualities a person could have. A joke? Whats that? Oh, you mean when I laugh about how my Apple OS crashes every time I try to import photos into Preview? Ha..........oh, ha.........ha? Now where's that ramp to I-5, I need to get our of here.....if only I can find it. Anyway, the locals say its you, not us, that is the problem. Well, but to be honest, our boredom light goes on instantly whenever we try to engage you in conversation. Yawn........so get to the point, or would you prefer to fantasize that you are insightful, erudite and important?

Yesterday, I woke to a terrible Seattle freeze all over the city, and couldn't wait to get out of town.

by aldri49 July 30, 2021