Shanghai Surprise

a form of sexual intercourse that involves Asian spicy noodles being inserted into a woman's snatch and a man continuing to have intercourse with her.

Sue's vag was nice and spicy after a night of a great "Shanghai Surprise".

by See Shang Shong November 16, 2011

shit on a shingle

The food they serve at Lower Dauphin High School

Whats for lunch? Shit on a shingle!

by Kumaru March 9, 2008

shingle cunt

of Canadian/Asian origin: most often descriptive of a dumb girl; having to do with either the cunt being affected by the disease "shingles" or by a girl who's cunt resembles that of a shingled window.

I think I just saw that girl's crotch. What a shingle cunt.

by nona renee October 26, 2004

Holy Shit on a Shingle

Expression of suprise, happiness.

Example:

"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"

"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"

by The Dude WithTude March 31, 2010

Shingle

Thick pizza that is very well done and is tough to chew. Therefore when bitten into it has the same affect as bitting into a shingle, hence it's name.

"Whoaw, what's wrong?!"
"Wow, that pizza was tough to bit, it was like bitting into a shingle!"

by SeanBean December 28, 2005

shinglero

Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.

Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Shanghai Chandelier

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer EXCEPT the gentleman will dangle his newly grown tail over the lady's chest in anticipation of the drop. Thus creating a chandelier effect. This maneuver should only be attempted by professionals. If you clip too soon, you may ruin the suspense. Too late and you may start losing shards of your "chandelier"

If you're getting bored with the Cleveland Steamer spice it up a bit with the ol' Shanghai Chandelier. BAM!

by poopschmit July 1, 2008