Semi-sickness

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go

Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness

by ff69 August 11, 2024

Semi pedophile

A man / woman who is attracted to both children AND adults

Peter: I'm not a pedophile, I'm a SEMI PEDOPHILE

by nut_in_my_face777 January 30, 2023

Semi-theism

A belief where someone believes that there is no God but there is a supernatural force. They believe that there is something after death but no God guiding it, either reincarnation or afterlife. The difference between Semi-theism and Agnosticism is that Semi-theism is an actual Conclusion, while Agnosticism is a Doubt of belief

If you're considering yourself as a Atheist while practicing Witchcraft, Believing in Astrology or a Pagan atheist then you're not an Atheist, your beliefs is Semi-theism

by Eimainihil February 21, 2023

Tesla Semi

The kind of erection you get as the Tesla stock price drops

Stock dropped 15% today, gave me a nice Tesla Semi

by Gains Train March 31, 2025

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

Semi-Sennight

If 7 days equals 1 week and 1 week is referred to as being a "sennight," then by default a semi-sennight would be the term used to describe the middle of the week, or Wednesday. This term was coined by UK native, Southern California/Washington state resident Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA in 2025 as a creative method around saying, "Happy Hump Day" each Wednesday.

Mitch - "Hey, man. Good Morning. This week is dragging by. Nice to see we finally made it to "the hump!" Happy Hump Day!"

Larry - "Tell me about it! The weekend is right about the corner. Happy semi-sennight!"

by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025

semi-egalitarian relationship

semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A modern relationship structure that blends equality with a couple of intentional, classic rules:

1 Finances, housework, and decision-making are shared 50/50.

2 The woman keeps her last name after marriage.

3 The man is expected to be the primary earner from the start and maintain that status throughout the relationship.

4 Any children take the father’s last name.

A progressive, balanced setup with a couple of mutually agreed traditional elements.

My wife and I are doing a semi-egalitarian relationship.

by rulameda June 1, 2025