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Sam S

The most wonderful person you will ever meet. Sam S has an amazing personality and is the most lovable person you'll know. They are sweet, kind, beautiful, intelligent, thoughtful, and overall exceptional. If someone's name is Sam and their last name starts with S, you should definitely take time to get to know them!
Person 1: "Sam S. Is so cool."
Person 2: "I agree! They're my best friend!"
by CockGobbler72 January 27, 2024
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Sam’s Theory

3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k
“Did you hear a drummer did that for money?”

“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one
“Chills dude… Chills”
by boxes507 November 7, 2025
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Sam's Law

Sam’s Law

"All political compass charts on the internet are wrong and dumb."

An informal but succinct rule of thumb stating that political compass charts and political spectrums are fundamentally flawed, not useful and should be dismissed or read with healthy skepticism.

Even when driven by formalized questions, the familiar left/right and libertarian/authoritarian axes can’t escape the narrow worldview baked into their design. Complex political beliefs flattened into data points based on arbitrary questions and axes are still opinion packaged as empirical data — and that’s the best they get.
Sam's Law

“I stopped arguing once they pulled out a political compass chart. Sam’s Law applies.”

“When you see three different charts label the same thing as left, right, and authoritarian, remember Sam’s Law.”
by SeriousSam26 January 2, 2026
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Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
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Uncle Sam's Medicine

Alcohol or a drink mixed with alcohol in it.Uncle Sam's Medicine
Maybe you need to lay off Uncle Sam's Medicine there, huh.
by Word_Lover_3543354 July 8, 2023
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When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.
That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.
by ChaseA January 8, 2026
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Code of the Sam's

Sam's always help each other it's what they do.
Hey could you help me move this couch?

Why would I do that?

The Code of the Sam's! We're both named Sam! It's what we do!
by /H July 30, 2021
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