rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

rusty top

When a red headed girl gives you a blowjob

I went out with a ginger last night and she gave me a good rusty top.

by Denny and Al December 9, 2015

rusty caesar

Nobody exactly knows what a "Rusty Caesar" is. Most historians agree that it involves hot sauce, a Porsche 914 and the anus.

Ever since the "Rusty Caesar" became popular, Porsche 914s have risen in price due to the extremely high demand.

by Hugs Esmay April 7, 2014

Rusty banana

Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.

Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.

by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021

Rusty Chandelier

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer. Then, dipping your balls in the steaming pile, and performing a teabag.

My girlfriend was tired of the regular Cleveland Steamer, and she loves a good dirty sanchez. So I mixed it up with a Rusty Chandelier! She loved it.

by T-Mac1989 March 31, 2017

Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.

Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.

by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017

Fake Rusty

Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series

Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.

by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023