roast beef dj

female masturbation.

i caught her doing the roast beef dj.

by nick May 21, 2008

Roast Beef Vagina

A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.

"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."

by Lord Foppington January 16, 2009

Roast beef shuffle

Lesbian sex act, two women rubbing their caginas together

We were doing the roastbeef shuffle

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Roast Beef Rainbow

(n.) When a female, standing on the ground, urinates upwards in an arc onto an elevated bed or other high place. A specialized form of the Golden Shower, this feat is more difficult for women than peeing standing up, even into a urinal.

"Can she use a urinal? Man, yesterday I seen her hit the ceiling with a roast beef rainbow!"

by Adit June 15, 2008

roast beef banjo

female masturbation

She was strumming her roast beef banjo.

by OFCAC February 27, 2017

Roast Beef Rodeo

Two hot chicks in a vigorous scissor session working the beef curtains all but raw.

I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.

I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.

As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN

I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

by the plagiarist July 1, 2011