riding the bull

fucking a chick, preferably fat, in the ass after she gave you head. you than tell her she gave the worse head ever and she'll try to get up and stop you from buttfucking her. if you can stay in her ass for 8 seconds your a cowboy.

i made oprah suck my dick before i fucked her in the ass so i decided to ride the bull.

by synasthetic February 24, 2005

Riding Dirty

Having anal sex. Riding dirty refers to having anal sex or anal intercourse, usually without a condom.

My gal loves me riding dirty.

by Bill Alan August 15, 2006

godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar

possibly the greatist thing ever thought of.

Joe: So I was think of geting a tattoo.
John:Of what?
Joe: godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar
John:OMFG thats the greatest thing ive ever heard!

by John-Dose Backflips April 2, 2009

Riding the luge

When a hockey goal tender is sprawled out like he is on a luge while laying on the puck.

Antti Niemi was riding the luge on that one.

by Cpt.Midnight June 8, 2010

Riding Freight

Short for riding a freight train.

I quit my Mc.Job and started Riding Freight

by Mountain Hobo June 28, 2010

riding on my ass

An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.

Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.

My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.

by Ponsonby Britt December 6, 2010

Riding British

Somebody who pushes their shopping cart on the wrong side of the aisle at Wal-Mart, creating a jam as the faster moving people have to get around one at a time.

Person 1: Hey, what's the hold up up there?
Person 2: someone's riding british, we have to go through single file!

by holychristmasbatman March 19, 2011