This kid has the hottest sisters in history the biggest thots alive and his mum holy fuck biggest proso and to nonna's funeral fuck u cunt your forehead is bigger than bayleys future. Bridgets big bums with seaseme seeds, donna nonna charlotte now thats a feed. when you fuck donna you get a boner.
by hewehjhgdghj June 24, 2018

A term similar in form to that of "shitfaced." Riley faced is a broad term that describes the ultimate of pricks. To be called riley faced, or referred to as riley faced, one must meet a few criteria:
1. One who is riley faced has horrible, pustular acne, similar to the acne that Riley has.
2. One who is riley faced is an xenophobe (hater of foreigners).
3. One who is riley faced must be a hardcore conservative bastard.
4. Finally, one who is riley faced cannot back up any of his broad, offensive viewpoints.
The riley faced asses of our world can be observed in nearly every social mileu, and cause a general consternation to everyone in their vicinity.
1. One who is riley faced has horrible, pustular acne, similar to the acne that Riley has.
2. One who is riley faced is an xenophobe (hater of foreigners).
3. One who is riley faced must be a hardcore conservative bastard.
4. Finally, one who is riley faced cannot back up any of his broad, offensive viewpoints.
The riley faced asses of our world can be observed in nearly every social mileu, and cause a general consternation to everyone in their vicinity.
by Anonymouse the moose October 4, 2006

Riley is an alright human being he always says the wrong things. He’s okay at most things he does. He doesn’t look terrible so girls go out with him. He sometimes dated the wrong people and has no idea what he’s doing. He’s kinda smart but all around he’s a mediocre human.
by HAHA GAYYYYY March 14, 2020

Nathan: Haha, David and Riley! Or should I say David X Riley?
Emmanuel: Lol, so true
David: Omg shut up guys!
Emmanuel: Lol, so true
David: Omg shut up guys!
by cool dude 09876543211234567890 December 16, 2021

by moneymagic999 September 26, 2019

Noun
The greatest couple you will ever see. They are super cute together, but they don’t rub it in your face. They are super hot together, usually the hottest couple in School for their personalities and looks. They are #couplegoals
The greatest couple you will ever see. They are super cute together, but they don’t rub it in your face. They are super hot together, usually the hottest couple in School for their personalities and looks. They are #couplegoals
by Carpediem_tredici January 22, 2018

1. Person: The person that defeated Chuck Norris according to a scene in the Weird Al Yankovic video "CNR".
2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".
3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.
2. Person: The current successor to / of Chuck Norris. This is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation "CNR" (see below) resembles the initials of Chuck Norris "CN".
3. Abbreviation/Acronym: CNR - A person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of Chuck Norris as detailed in the "Chuck Norris Facts" series.
Noun - "Whose awesomeness came first: Charles Nelson Riley or Chuck Norris?"
Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"
Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"
Noun - "If Charles Nelson Riley killed Chuck Norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while Chuck Norris is not; then who is really more awesome?"
Metaphor - "Dude, don't make me go CNR on your sorry soul!!!"
by Sir Ector April 30, 2010
