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X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblings

Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.

Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck
Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.
by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011
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sandwich rate

the rate at which a woman creates sandwiches. crucial to her ability to mate. a sandwhich rate below 2 a minute leaves you incapable of ever being able to mate. 3 means average. above 5 means legendary a rate above 10 a minute means men will approach you on the street and ask you to marry them.
due to liz's sandwich rate of 12 a minute. even though she is amazingly unattractive she get's 5 marriage requests a day.
by chef Miles March 11, 2012
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Estate Rate

The Estate Rate is an unspoken but effective measure which can be used to gauge what neighbours actually think of each other.

Here is an example using refuse collection and popularity.

Popular:
Your neighbour notices you have put the wrong refuse bin out for collection so they break into your backyard and swap the bins over.

Unpopular:
Due to an early flight the refuse bin is left out the night before collection day. Returning a week later the empty refuse bin is still on the road outside the house.
Your nouveau-chav neighbour encourages their children to play road football in front of everyone's house but their own.

You can either suggest they record Jeremy Kyle (Jerry Springer) and take the kids to the park or use the more non-confrontational method of watching and participating in a neighbourhood Estate Rate which will not resolve the problem but does lead to a satisfying feeling of alliance.
by Bruce Brithe April 22, 2017
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bounce rate

Percentage of people that leave your site because

a) Too many heavy images
b) Lame content
c) Boring ads

probably to never come back.
Man, there was so little content amongst those ads, that site had a mad bounce rate of 90%!
by john.fisherman February 8, 2018
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Ranch Rate

It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.
“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
Depends on that Ranch Rate!”
by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018
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Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.
It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.
by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018
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Frogbelly Ratbone

It's a fucking gay little shit that likes to wear underwear whilst ejaculating in the shower and standing next to sam's blue waffle hole
That's a Frogbelly Ratbone walking down the street
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