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Man Made Ranch

You know what i mean. CUM DUDE ITS CUM but they call it MAN MADE RANCH IN ROBLOX LIKE WTF Example below!

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Some random pedophile in roblox: Hey bbg want some of my man made ranch?
An innocent girl: Sure! (She doesnt know what it means yet)
Some random pedophilee in roblox: Okay (In discord shows a picture with cum dripping out of his penis)
The innocent girl: thats what you meant.... (blocks pedophile both on discord and on roblox and reports)
by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 6, 2023
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Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad
by George ranchington February 28, 2018
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Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023
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Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina
Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch
by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018
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ranch dipper

A derogatory term used for a white sorority girl (or former sorority girl), derived from their tendency to engage in the guilty pleasure of dipping everything in ranch dressing – then immediately complain about how fat they are going to get "but it's sooo worth it." This activity is usually followed by induced vomiting.
She's wearing heals to the football game while drinking a pumpkin spiced latte, and her SUV is parked right over there. Could she BE any more of a ranch dipper?
by ranchdippin November 6, 2015
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Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.
The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.
by Joe-seph May 17, 2018
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girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing
Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch
by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021
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