Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.

Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard

by ranchretardation March 16, 2024

ranch fr

Nah fr nah fr nah fr? Oh Kay?

Don’t u mean a mockery? Ranch fr?

by typegabe March 26, 2024

Yam ranch

A loser who swats michele marie Dalene

Michele marie Dalene just got yam ranched

by Noodles 1980 July 10, 2022

skylynn pizza ranch

a girl who orders all the fat ass food from the pizza buffet line and dosent pay for her meal

that girl just pulled a skylynn pizza ranch dash!

by parker.crawdaddy69 July 11, 2022

hidden valley ranch

when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden

person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?

by granolamom July 14, 2022

Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!

I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time

by The cocks July 19, 2022