roast beef dj

i caught her doing the roast beef dj.
by nick May 21, 2008
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Roast Beef Vagina

A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:

1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy

Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.
"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."
by Lord Foppington October 04, 2008
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Roast beef shuffle

Lesbian sex act, two women rubbing their caginas together
We were doing the roastbeef shuffle
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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Roast Beef Rainbow

(n.) When a female, standing on the ground, urinates upwards in an arc onto an elevated bed or other high place. A specialized form of the Golden Shower, this feat is more difficult for women than peeing standing up, even into a urinal.
"Can she use a urinal? Man, yesterday I seen her hit the ceiling with a roast beef rainbow!"
by Adit June 15, 2008
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Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN
I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!
by the plagiarist June 29, 2011
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roast beef banjo

She was strumming her roast beef banjo.
by OFCAC February 28, 2017
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Roast my meat

The act of slowly roasting one's meat to acquire a tender, soft, and moist substance.

Something your sugar daddy (especially a sexy one named Obehi) might do when they cook you the best 8 hour ribs this world has ever seen.
Brad: Yo chad can you roast my meat
Chad: Bro thats kinda gay (derogatory)
Brad: 😏
by leggomyfaggo December 25, 2021
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