A term often used amongst cullinary circles, a roast beef vagina consists of taking the following ingredients:
1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy
Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.
1 Wide-Set Vagina
2 lb. of roast beef
1/2 cup of mashed potatoes
A pinch of camel toe
And one large helping of Mama's Homestyle Erotic Gravy
Insert the ingridents into your girlfriend/date/sister then mix well with your tongue.
"Pardon me, waiter, but do you happen to have Roast Beef Vagina on the menue?"
"No sir, the last man ate us out."
"No sir, the last man ate us out."
by Lord Foppington October 04, 2008
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
(n.) When a female, standing on the ground, urinates upwards in an arc onto an elevated bed or other high place. A specialized form of the Golden Shower, this feat is more difficult for women than peeing standing up, even into a urinal.
by Adit June 15, 2008
man that huge rip really roasted my shaft, but you know what they say, "you got to cough to get off"
by baron of brie July 10, 2018
I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!
by the plagiarist June 29, 2011
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