Beabadoobee Religion

The religion in which the one and only goddess, Beabadoobee, is worshipped.

Those who commit their lives to the one and only queen Bea go to the ultimate after-life, Beatopia.

"I'm a Christian, what about you?"
"I'm a Bea. I'm part of the Beabadoobee Religion :)"
"Take me with you. I wanna go to Beatopia😭"

Beabadoobee Religion by g1ng3r5auru5 September 17, 2022

Biggest religion in the world 

The worship of money. That is where everyone wants some
and will do absolutly anything to get. And is in love with it.

He is in the biggest religion in the world.

Biggest religion in the world by Judge dredd7 May 28, 2011

The New World Religion (tm) 

something a fag named pitz_ on irc.efnet.net made up for attention.

he hangs out in #electronics on efnet, so go harass him and call him a fag, cause he is one:

www.suckyreligion.org

that is pitz_ on efnet in #electronics

<pitz_> im a fag 'q and i like 'c in my 'a

The New World Religion (tm) by Pitz's Mom March 3, 2005

against my religion 

I'm not going to participate or comply because I'm going to give you a lame excuse, it's against my religion. Waving off anything you don't want to do and blaming it on your belief system.

I can't do the housework because it's against my religion.

I can't bake you a same-sex wedding cake because it's against my religion.

against my religion by Dunham-all June 12, 2018

loosing my religion 

The title is a Southern expression meaning at my wit's end.
When things are going so bad you could lose your faith.

Also a fabulous R.E.M. song.

Between the tight job market and my whiny kids I'm loosing my religion.

loosing my religion by pfeifferpack April 27, 2011

The Religion Kevinism 

Kevinism -

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

The Religion Kevinism is one i follow with pride

The Religion Kevinism by Kevinian Apostle Parky May 17, 2019

b religion 

The b religion is the only religion on earth stupider than the a religion. They follow the satanic mullet b, who has the world's worst mullet. Followers usually have shit hair.

Guy: Why are you growing that mullet?
Dumb guy: I follow the b religion.
Guy: You're a dick.

b religion by Comrade Pi October 28, 2006