Aurora Christian Meat Rack

Aurora Christian Meat Rack is a place for all men to go when they need a break from women because you wont find any there. There is a main packing area and a meat freezer. There may be some homosexuals here if that's what you're into! If you ever need a getaway from women... You've found your place!

Charles: Oh boy, I really can't handle my girlfriend right now.
Collin: Well why don't you just come to my school. It's called the Aurora Christian Meat Rack.
Charles: Kinda sounds like a sausage fest if you ask me.
Collin: It's because it is!

by Aurora Christian MeatRack News May 15, 2019

Rack off an egg

To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.

1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!

2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!

by FritzOskeniA September 8, 2010

YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK

Trolling material used for trolling flat-chested women, or women in general due to blunt offensiveness. Coined in the movie The Hangover.

MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR BONERIFIC AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

PS: YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK

by DynamicMOO August 2, 2010

Puerto Rican Squat Rack

When a man man completes a full squat with two 40 oz. beers held above his head as he drops his testicles into a suspecting females mouth. The female plays the role of the referenced squat rack.

I'm going to make your mom my Puerto Rican squat rack.

by TheWetWillyWonder January 11, 2017

30-Rack Fight Night

When two gentlemen (or ladies willing to partake) proceed to evenly consume a 30-rack in rapid fashion and upon completion begin a once in a lifetime smackdown.

Bro 1: Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
Bro 2: Nothin bro, wanna have a 30-Rack Fight Night?
Bro 1: I'm not fuckin scared. Let's fuckin go.

by BroBroBro69 April 14, 2017

off da meat rack

(Also, "off the meat rack") - Of a superlative quality

Etymology: A play-on-words of the phrase "off the meters".

Synonymous with: "off da books", "off da chain", "off da hook", "off da meters"

"Yo, the afterparty Q threw the other day was off the meat rack, son !!!"

by handle187 October 31, 2003

Kittycat Knick Nack Rack

the bombist gift someone can get. It consists of paint and shelves and cats and you make a rack. Who wouldn't love this freaking game?

"happy birthday Kristen"
"uhhh. what is it?"
"THE BOMBIST GIFT ALIVE NIGGUAH a Kittycat Knick Nack Rack"
"shit son, thanks"

by miggerroooooby December 18, 2009