jacksie punch

almost a fisting but only minor penetration to the cake hole

the bastard was whining like a fucking sheila so I invested in a jacksie punch

by Rooster January 19, 2004

swift punch

A power induced punch made by Gordon Freeman.

I will get you Austin Bracken... SWIFT PUNCH!!!!

by omgtehgus October 4, 2005

Fuck Punch

A: Pulling out your penis in the middle of intercourse, punching it hard to get it throbbing, and sticking it back in to finish the job.

B: Punching the vagina during intercourse to tighten it up

C: the exact opposite of Donkey punch

Damn man, last night I gave my dick the ole "fuck punch" during sex, and she screamed like a banshee while it was throbbing inside her.

by db47203 September 22, 2010

goo punch

-one large bottle of E&J
-3 liters grape soda
-one container of grape kool-aid
-half a gallon of vodka
-one 40(Colt 45)
-one scoop of N.O.-XPLODE

Make some goo punch!

by hansoulo June 9, 2007

lax punch

during the game of lacrosse (or lax) making a fist at the end cap of your stick (or your butt end) then using your fist push or punch your disired target then return to a normal possition before the reff can see you hit the other player usualy used by defenders against cocky attack men or bitchy midfielders

player: you like that slide didn't you punk
defender:*lax punch*
reff: what happend?
defender: I think he's feeling sick

by lax defender08 October 5, 2009

Zipper Punch

An accurately, but unintentionally placed punch below the belt line, with the aggressor usually being a child and the victim being a male, either the childs age or older.

The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.

My daughter and I were roughhousing the other day and she leveled me with a Zipper Punch. And I almost passed out. Atta girl.

by HigherThanAMile November 15, 2010

grizzly punch

When going down on a woman and you find out she hasn't shaved you punch her in the pussy.

I had to grizzly punch that hairy bitch.

by Kingkink April 27, 2009