post-roast

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.

Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?

by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014

envy posting

When you post nothing but a flashy unrealistic lifestyle on your social media profiles giving people the false impression that your life is perfect and full of glamour

You still follow that girl Carley on insta??

Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago

by Echobud August 23, 2023

Post Bone

That moment after you fuck someone really good

I had to clean myself up Post Bone

by computerqwerty May 27, 2018

Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012

post verbal

The state before falling asleep when one is still conscious but speaking requires extra effort

Bruh, we had just done hooking up and then she started talking about her feelings, I was totally post verbal by then. Couldn't say anything meaningful back, just grunted approvingly and fell asleep.

by ludope April 3, 2021

Post simpcore

The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music

Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”

Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”

by notShaq February 14, 2023

Ghost Post

The idea Snap Chat stole from Katie. You post ideas and pictures and then they disappear....like ghosts. Yandi doesnt believe it. But it happened. Ghost Post. Patent Pending. Copywright 1984.

Did you see Kayne's Ghost Post about Mister Rodgers...oh wait, it's gone.

by Red_band_trailer December 21, 2018