Pocket Balance

Pocket Balance is achieved when the weight of items in your pockets is roughly even on eash side.

Somehow my iPod has meandered over to my left pocket- when its in my right pocket, i have a nice pocket balance between my phone and iPod.

by gthgfhtrhtrh6 March 10, 2009

Airplane Pocket

The little pocket in the crotch of women's underwear. the perfect size for airplane bottles of liquor. Used to sneak booze and other substances in where they do not belong.

Girl 1: How did you get that bottle of Malibu Coconut Rum in here?
Girl 2: oh, i snuck it in in my Airplane Pocket.

by pocketmaster6969 September 14, 2017

Soggy Pocket

When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.

Dude, i gave myself a soggy pocket earlier and now my pants are crusty.

by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016

Pick-Pocketing

The act of a pick pocketer removing nuggets of feces from the rectum of a pick pocketee. Similar be not related to ass banditry.

Can also refer to the removal of foreign objects from ones navel.

You should have seen this girl Man, I was pick-pocketing her all night, I now possess much gold.

by The pick pocketee January 20, 2018

Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.

John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!

by Seth Woods April 20, 2018

Putty Pocket

The asshole. The rectum. The bunghole.

She was massaging my prostate and her finger was deep in my putty pocket.

I was pounding Rachel’s putty pocket last night.

I just took a huge shit and my putty pocket is killing me.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Pocket Pic

The common act that occurs when a person's phone takes a picture while still in their pocket. These pictures a identified by the entirley black screen seen when looking through pictures.

J: Hey, most of the pictures on your phone are just black screens.
S: Oh yea I forgot to lock my phone those are just pocket pics.

by Avarice XIII May 10, 2009