Pull the plow up

Phrase calling out inadequacy in a persons performance, most often while running.

Stems from the ancient practice of plowing fields where farmers found greater speeds when pulling the plow shallower in the ground.

Pull the plow up and finish the marathon in less than 3 hours you slow bastard!

by embarrassedforyou October 9, 2020

German City Snow Plow

A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.

Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow

by AlwaysAGas March 7, 2021

Asbury Snow Plow

When you are making sweet sweet love to your girlfriend and you cream pie her asshole. Right after she cleans her ass hole up, you come back by and blow a second heaping load of cum all over her poop chute.

Larry: I was fucking Cheri last night and gave her an Asbury Snow Plow.
Adam: I bet it was fucking hilarious when she just got cleaned up?
Larry: Bro, she was so mad, but we went and got a pizza puff later that night.

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

albanian chicken plower

a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.

“you totally gave that chick an albanian chicken plower”

by humanities fc September 13, 2022

Amish field plow

Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.

Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.

by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 6, 2022

cincinnati snow plow

When 11 bearcats bend over the bench and coach plows frozen footballs lace deep… anally

Behind every Ohio loss is a cincinnati snow plow for punishment.

by Chody pokes January 7, 2023

Pennsylvania Snow Plow

The act of stuffing your partner's anal cavity with copious amounts of cocaine while fucking their ass then you take your shitty coke covered dick and throat fuck her to cumpletion.

I know you enjoy giving your girl the Pennsylvania Snow Plow, but did you have to use all the cocaine?

by CHETvonCHETSKI February 20, 2023