pitchhiked

having sharp objects (usually plant bur)

dropped on your back without your knowledge while riding a bicycle, a prank done by cyclists

my friend got pitchhiked when he was biking by himself down a dirt road!

by bettieneptune January 19, 2024

pitchernomics

The branch of knowledge concerned with the production, consumption, and transfer of pitchers of alcoholic beverages; typically but not limited to beer, margaritas, cocktails and other assorted drinks. Further, practitioners of pitchernomics seek to discern the rationale and sustainability of selling pitchers for prices that dramatically undercut smaller individual beverage prices. This discernment is key to understanding if a pitcher pantsbeer is plausible in any given moment.

Matt: “Hey man, why would we all grab our own? They’ve got pitchers!”
Jackson: “Wow I didn’t even see them on the menu. Well, of course we’re not getting our own, that’s obvious pitchernomics.”

by ChefChristopherCrenwell February 2, 2024

Pithon

Someone who is fined about π thousand bucks for savagely or inhumanly killing a snake or cobra.

At a public wet market, the judge sentenced a pithon for chopping off the head of the poor creature with a cleaver, while his beer-drinking buddies were hysterically laughing about his heinous act.

by Numerati November 20, 2023

Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.

Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.

by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024

pitch you on a pilot

“ I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

When a whore gets mad when you tell them there pussy is like flank steak the whore will reply” I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

by Hart rob April 20, 2024

pithee

A haha funny game made by a youtuber with a giant forehead called jacksfilms,who is largely known for his yiay series

Guy:Wow pithee is so funny im gonna pith myself!

by Pp eater 4ever April 21, 2024

Pitshiver

When you're so cold that you have visible indents in your skin.

I had the pitshivers.

by GeorgenamedAdam May 15, 2024