Pen

The one thing your friend probably used to fuck your mom

"Heh heh hey bro i used my pen on your mom last night"

"YOU WHAT?!?"

by Thanos Hair October 22, 2019

strawberry pen

when you have anal sex and the girl/guy/other bleed from the anus and there’s blood on the dick(object) in the anus and it comes out of the anus a slight tint of red

dan:yo i had anal sex with my girl, and she started bleeding because we’ve never done it before.

steve:oh man bro did you have a strawberry pen?

dan:...yehhh.....

by blahblahloop November 1, 2019

Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.

"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."

by Cheesey Duck December 2, 2020

Full pen

Full penetration. Usually in reference to sex, especially sex acts on screen.

“Shia recently did a movie with an intense sex scene. Rumor has it they went full pen.”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

I dun been to da pen, fill me?

A muhfucka dass been to prison and back. Usually said when you tryna front on folks.

''Ey, shut up. I dun been to da pen, fill me?''

by HarryPotterIsTheNewE40 December 5, 2020

Pen

A thing that your draw away your life with.

I used a pen to sign a contract.

by gigi.irwin December 8, 2020

pens fan

the best fan base in the whole NHL

who is that awesome guy oh yeah its a pens fan

by hockeylover87 November 24, 2020