Gadget Pencil 

A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.

It's not a toy.

Guy 1: "OMG he has a gadget pencil"
Guy 2: "AHHH Run, he could give you a flu shot"
Guy 3: "Crap"

Gadget Pencil by MrQuicksand July 7, 2021

Dysfunctional pencil 

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

Dysfunctional pencil by Alycisms July 7, 2021

Grease pencil 

A euphemism for messy anal sex with a man with a very slim penis

'hows it feel babe, are you enjoying our experimental session'

'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'

Grease pencil by Tebbsboys March 19, 2022

2b pencil 

A derogatory short, ginger people.
This is to 2b pen, but not

Jade is 2b pencil.... But not Freddy, he is the perfect embodiment of a 3d crayon

2b pencil by MatchboxTinCan May 6, 2022

Mean Pencil 

Usually a young guy with a swelled ego due to being in the military or being weaker than his boyfriend. Thinks he can kill anyone all day while being really skinny like a pencil.

You better watch out that Mean Pencil is in the trees wanting to kill small animals from tokyo.

Mean Pencil by Sugar KOOKEE June 16, 2022

apple pencil 

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?

"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"

apple pencil by yeetb01 September 14, 2022

brazilian pencil 

when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.

I grabbed my Brazilian Pencil.

brazilian pencil by Marshal Caspian October 18, 2022