Pavement Ape

A moronic male who can not function in a free society.

He is always acting like a Pavement Ape in public.

by Mr. Right Minded December 9, 2025

to paedo

To attack and sexually abuse a child, usually after arranging to meet on an Internet message board (forum).

Because that's what happens on the Internet.

OMGOSH you're meeting up with a load of people you met on a forum!? You're gonna get paedoed!

So I was cybering online with this girl and it turned out she was actually just another old man who wanted to paedo me. :(

by Alex Jones August 12, 2006

vicar paedo

all vicars who touch kids.ie. all of them

woman1:'ere look at that vicar paedo
woman2:which one love theres hundreds in this vicar collage
woman1"sodomising cunts

by Gareth (DAVESKITCHEN) April 28, 2008

To Pavelize

To walk and creep aimlessly; To strive not to cockblock; To surround oneself with Asian friends

I was attempting to study in the lounge, but he perceeded to pavelize by the window.

by Hail Russia May 17, 2010

elf-paced

Very fast! You must be working fast and hard, just like elves trying to get all of santa's toys made on time!

I can't believed you finished all of your homework already you must have been working elf-paced!

by snufalupogous August 31, 2010

Waffle Pawed

verb to UTTERLY beat a large number of online players on any or all first person shooters.

This guy was COD last night, shot him straight in the head, he hella got waffle pawed!

by Elias Lewis June 23, 2011

being pavelled

(sl.) getting rekt by insane rng. Usually used when a babbling book is involved, winning you the hearthstone tournament.

Oh damn, im being pavelled!
Also;

AmnesiaSC got pavelled twice in a row

by BugInAPipe November 21, 2016