Schrodinger's Pansexuality

A moral philosophy that claims all sexualities headcanoned onto a character are valid unless "observed" by a certain sexuality being confirmed as canon.

Perosn 1: dude some guy shipped my comfort character with a girl even though its basically confirmed they like men. what the hell.

person 2: well i believe in Schrodinger's Pansexuality so i don't think its a big deal, just agree to disagree

Schrodinger's Pansexuality by radiavoc June 27, 2026

Punsexual

Meaning using puns everyday

Fred: you know I use a lot of puns everyday what does that mean. Michael: it means your punsexual

Punsexual by Sr me April 14, 2019

Pangsexual 

When you are in love with bobux.

"i love bobux i am pangsexual!"

Pangsexual by Plumoto March 19, 2021

Painsexual 

Being attracted to a weird villain in Naruto. Like full on weeb. BODY PILLOW AND EVERYTHING SOOOOOO CRINGEEEE

That person over there making out with a body pillow of that one Naruto villain is Painsexual.

Painsexual by I just December 17, 2022

Paysexual 

A financial submissive, a person aroused by sending money to their Dominant.

“I am a paysexual slut for Queen Selina. I can’t help but send thousands to Her in a night, it feels so good.”

Paysexual by Queen Selina Sodom May 22, 2023