Frat Pounds

Weight put on upon joining a fraternity. Usually due to excessive beer and late night food binges.

John "Bro, Colin really put on some weight last semester."
Kevin "Na, those are just some frat pounds, don't worry about it."

by christian frat December 13, 2007

200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on

HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

by ihatemyname April 22, 2010

pound town

The act of having sex aggressively with female.

Man my dick was sore this morning I took that bitch to pound town last night.

by heyhayhey March 18, 2010

grey poupon

A name brand of mustard.

Escuse me, Sir. Do you have any grey poupon?

by Carlton May 27, 2003

poulsbo

a relatively small town in Washington. rapidly expanding, though. "Downtown" is a nice hangout. It's down by the water of Liberty Bay... there's a park, there's lots of restaurants and antique shops. Every year, there's "Viking Fest" which is a big carnival. EVERYBODY goes. There's lots of fundraising booths, local food booths, some carni games and some rides. Now... about the people... Lots of drug use by the teenagers. Lots of little teeny bopper whores who wear too much eyeliner and go to raves. More than half of the people who live in Poulsbo are elderly. Everybody freaks out when it snows. Plenty of bad drivers. But overall, Poulsbo is a nice, lovely, beautiful place to live.

"Hey dude, let's go walk downtown from school today and buy some smoothies or something."

"Yeah, I live in Poulsbo. It's so boring!"

"Man, I love Poulsbo, P-Town."

by harleyyyquinn October 10, 2009

you can pound my tom tom

invitation to go to ones home for an evening of rough sex.

I was at the club and this girl comes up to me and says you can pound my tom tom.

by samtheman138 October 31, 2008

poultice

1. Primitive makeshift bandage used to extract puss from a wound

2. Someone who is a complete knob, arsehole etc... The subject is not necessarily always a knob, rather it is normally used to refer to a mate who is being a dick at that particluar time.

As Rootler White would say down the Cavern Bar Church St Newry.
In a derogatory tone 'what r u onabout ye Poultice'

by Barry Hagan July 14, 2006