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a relatively small town in Washington. rapidly expanding, though. "Downtown" is a nice hangout. It's down by the water of Liberty Bay... there's a park, there's lots of restaurants and antique shops. Every year, there's "Viking Fest" which is a big carnival. EVERYBODY goes. There's lots of fundraising booths, local food booths, some carni games and some rides. Now... about the people... Lots of drug use by the teenagers. Lots of little teeny bopper whores who wear too much eyeliner and go to raves. More than half of the people who live in Poulsbo are elderly. Everybody freaks out when it snows. Plenty of bad drivers. But overall, Poulsbo is a nice, lovely, beautiful place to live.
"Hey dude, let's go walk downtown from school today and buy some smoothies or something."

"Yeah, I live in Poulsbo. It's so boring!"

"Man, I love Poulsbo, P-Town."
poulsbo by harleyyyquinn October 10, 2009
Words you can keep
Place of gods. Envy of mortals.
i had sex with brittnay everett in poulsbo, porn capital of the universe. aww-yea!
poulsbo by Nathaniel Reebus October 27, 2007
The place where all the cool people hang out. There is nobody over 50 there at all, it is the hippest place to hang out. Also the best place to buy drugs, high quality drugs.
Dude I went to Poulsbo and bought some crack and I was high as hell for weeks, 20 bucks a kilo for the good stuff, I love Poulsbo
poulsbo by Romanfool November 15, 2007
Small town mainly populated with old people and old people activities
If your under 50 stay away!
Poulsbo by aly September 5, 2004
Poulsbo is a town who think they all that they think they a rich ass town they basically the thot out of all of the other towns. All the kids are stuck up. Some are just crackheads
Poulsbo thinks there the best but they not
poulsbo by Bombass Chick April 18, 2018

paulsboro high school 

Paulsboro High School is a place where a bunch of dumbasses go. It’s full of ratchet hot cheeto girls that think their on top. All the boys are the chill and most fun to be around. But most of the girls are just full on ugly and junkies.
“ayo bro u saw that jawn that go to paulsboro high school

“naw cous she on sum ratchet shit she be much in on sum hot cheetos in class on sum dirty shi”

Liam Poulson 

He loves Stephanie Cooper, people pronounce his name pullson, he is madly inlove with annabel eastoe
OH MY GOD I'M LIAM POULSON AND I LOVE STEPH
Liam Poulson by Liamlovesbuttsex August 31, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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