guy 1: i'm pansexual.
guy 2: oh, so you have sex with things resembling humans like the mythological "Pan" right.
guy 1: ya. pretty much. but i'm not gay.
guy 2: oh, so you have sex with things resembling humans like the mythological "Pan" right.
guy 1: ya. pretty much. but i'm not gay.
by dddrycereal January 3, 2008
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The overindulgence of alcoholic beverages that causes someone to stick their hand into a zebra.
Use of machinery to construct robotic dogs that are utilized in sexual play.
Someone who is attracted to oriental people with the name "Pan."
Someone who is attracted to Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Someone who is bisexual but too much of a hipster to call themselves such.
Someone who is gay and thinks that saying their gay reveals too much so they say they are pansexual when in reality they are just attracted to a person's personality or animals, preferably dogs, or someone who is strongly attracted to pans.
The overindulgence of alcoholic beverages that causes someone to stick their hand into a zebra.
Use of machinery to construct robotic dogs that are utilized in sexual play.
Someone who is attracted to oriental people with the name "Pan."
Someone who is attracted to Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Someone who is bisexual but too much of a hipster to call themselves such.
Someone who is gay and thinks that saying their gay reveals too much so they say they are pansexual when in reality they are just attracted to a person's personality or animals, preferably dogs, or someone who is strongly attracted to pans.
Guy 1: Hey man I thought you were gay!
Guy 2: No man, I'm pansexual.
Guy 1: Well doesn't that just mean that you're too afraid to say you're gay but not too scared to put your hand in a zebra.
Guy 2: Oh ya, that's not gay at all.
Guy 2: No man, I'm pansexual.
Guy 1: Well doesn't that just mean that you're too afraid to say you're gay but not too scared to put your hand in a zebra.
Guy 2: Oh ya, that's not gay at all.
by Amanda & Erika January 5, 2008
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person 1: will lord is a bouncing pansy
person 2: i know.
person 1: why won't she wake up?
person 2: she's taken bouncing pansy.
person 1: oh. she looks kinda dead.
person 2: i know.
person 1: why won't she wake up?
person 2: she's taken bouncing pansy.
person 1: oh. she looks kinda dead.
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