My (fucking) ass

British slang. Used to express disbelief.

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass”

by Twistedmint March 19, 2022

Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you

I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!

by B-b-basicb-bitch April 8, 2019

rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.

person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!

by queefinator4 March 5, 2023

quack my ass

1)to shove a duck up your ass.
2) To say quack into someones ass hole

i order you to quack my ass

by Spoopy_taco_cat May 5, 2018

head up my ass

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you

Today I have my head up my ass about chris

by radical female May 21, 2014

my ass is soup

My ass is soup mean that you have sweaty ass cheeks

person: my ass is soup??
their parent/friend: I didn't need to know that (name)

by X_x-JJ-x_X September 24, 2021

Suck my ass

Suck my ass (sma) tells someone you don't give 1 fuck about who they are and why they exist. Dont give a fuck about what they say or do. SUCK MY ASS

Shelly: " Your so ugly and a fat bitch "
You: " Suck my ass Shelly "

by TEen VIcToriA September 29, 2018