Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012

Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.

The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.

by Squrl November 15, 2023

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

blood puppets

Hemorrhoids

"Kristi has blood puppets all over her ringo (asshole).

by Ryan Codez February 3, 2009

Tzeentch’s Puppet

A person that gets manipulated by Tzeentch. Similar to being “done like a kipper.”

Tzeentch: heuheuheu that Rory guy has been done like a kipper. He’s such a puppet of mine. Ha, he’s Tzeentch’s puppet. Mmmmm

by Curseling101 June 15, 2024

puppet

1. someone with views based of what the Internet says its bad, normally has discord, and has nitro
2. a sex slave (because urban dictionary), a play toy to be more specific

"puppet": lel furries are bad, femboy bad, and i say the n word unironically

by atyzin April 18, 2021

puppet treatment

when you shove your fist up someones ass and do the moving of the mouth thing

bro this work is worse than getting the puppet treatment

by i<3milfs69420 February 10, 2022