National Delusional Day

post people who are just delusional on October 10th

Happy Delusional Day! post a pic of the most delusional ppl u know

You: hey look on snap

person: why tf would u post me for national delusional day??

by btee200 October 7, 2021

National Clout Day

National Clout Day is on November 20th
Clout is being famous and having influence

“yo dude don’t fw me while i got clout on”
“clout ??”
“it’s national clout day my dude”

by floatingstars October 14, 2018

National rape day

APRIL 24 a horrible ass joke from horny f!cos that thought this would be funny to people

EVERYONE should stay careful cuz even men get raped not just women so stay safe.

Hey it's National Rape day!
Yea that dumb shit from tiktok

by Rice amd dog eater April 19, 2021

National Rape Day

An unreal holiday some of "The Boys" so desperately seem to want. Used by losers to justify sexual harassment and rape.

Joe: Hey, it's National Rape Day, excited?
Jane: What the fuck, Joe?

by assfart9000 April 19, 2021

National girlfriend day

August 4th. A day to celebrate your female soulmate.

Happy national girlfriend day babe!

by Lonelyasf October 4, 2020

National Incest day

National Incest day occurs on February 8th. This holiday is most celebrated and accepted in the state of Alabama, but can be celebrated in all other states as well.

William: You know what tomorrow is cuz?

Ava: what is it Will?

William: National Incest day!! Do you know what that means?

Ava: *whimpers*

by Ceder Conley April 18, 2020

National caregiver day

April 12.

Go give your mommy/daddy a hug, they deserve it!

1: What day is it?
2: April 12
1:Oh, isn't that national caregiver day?
2: Yeah!

by Potatoesaresexy224 April 11, 2020