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Children

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.
Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.
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Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.
I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?
by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022
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I hate children

Kid: *throws sand at the man*

Man: HEY- SHOO

Kid *runs off, giggling*

Man: Ugh, I hate children.
by TotallyNotGuilty December 14, 2023
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Children

Sam loves swallowing children after rough gay intercourse.
by gaymonke47 August 7, 2023
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Children of Heroes

I do not understand how you can possibly be this bored. You copied the literal ad for Ukrainian kids at the top of this page because your life is so meaningless
get a life and go outside

Children of Heroes
by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023
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Model For Children

And INSTEAD you decided to be a lying, thieving, charlatan! And now the only thing your kids know is that they don't own their own minds and that they can't know anything because of a vapid skepticism and a mental illness people can just impose on them.
Hym "If you want to be a model for children so bad.... Why don't you model getting stabbing thin the neck repeatedly for them? Because that is what is going to happen to one of them if I don't get paid and credited for that AI and soon. As my symptoms get worse, their lifespans decrease."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
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