mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”

Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly

by Jommbo March 01, 2025

Mustard

No it’s not an instrument Patrick

“Is mustard an instrument?”

by VladimirPapa June 05, 2018

Mustard

A combination of the words "Muslim" and "retard".

There are currently 411 million mustards living in the Middle East.

by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019

Mustard

What kids and teenagers never eat or consume anymore, especially not yellow or brown mustard.

Today’s youth hates mustard, except maybe honey mustard sauce which doesn’t actually deserve to be called mustard anyway.

by Weathercaster1021 March 14, 2021

Mustard

When something is good, but not great. Mild or ok.

"How was your shift?"
"Pretty mustard.

by amiblanchin August 11, 2024

Mustard

Meaning “must you”. Stop what you are doing or saying. Aka condiment command.

Incessantly talking about politics, mustard.

by BarbieP June 30, 2019

Mustard

Mustard is a flumbustios swedish child who spends to much money on weapons and explosives

Mustard is blowing up the hospital, again...

by Balle mannen October 06, 2022