mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

Mustard

Mustard is yellow and super cool.
Treat anyone that eats mustard as if they were a true YN
Kendrick ;)

MUSSSSTTTTTAAARRRDD (Mustard)

by Mustard Consumer July 7, 2025

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz

Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl

by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023

Yoboi Mustard

Yoboi Mustard is a sexy ass rapper from Moreno Valley,California he’s a future legend in the rap game he’s nothing but a Pure Gasser,A Goat in his city,His music is pure gold and hard.Real Artist.

Yo You listen to Yoboi Mustard?
Yoboi Mustard music is fire
Yoboi Mustard is goated

by James Rain January 25, 2022

hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022